The state of your desk says a lot about you: your current state of mind, how much work/slacking you’re doing, insights into your personality – it’s a veritable officeplace beacon of personality to all who pass. So, I decided to take a few desks in the office and apply a superscientific approach to analyzing the workspaces. Mine is above. My results: Yeah I guess I could stand to clean my desk off.
Up next is my nearest coworker’s desk, for reasons of privacy I will not name. His results: Too neat. His desk puts mine to shame. I think I am going to move my crap to his desk for awhile.



My desk is way trashier – and I just cleaned it before the start of the year!